Monday, October 1, 2007

So bad i had to write a review 2 warn you! - Spider-Man 3 Reviews

#1 They tried to do too much! Why do superhero movies feel so compelled to litter the screen with multiple villains? Venom by himself is interesting enough. Sandman by himself is interesting enough. Green Goblin when done well is very interesting enough. We do not need three villains at once. And guess what Hollywood you are incapable of delivering a good movie with this much going on. Keep it simple stupid! Add to the mix the whole ongoing MJ and Stacey thing and you have one awful patchwork of plots and subplots jammed into a 2 hour waste of time. Imagine taking the best Spidey comic books and cutting them up into one Frankenstein comic book with bits and pieces of each. That is Spiderman 3! The fight scenes were awful. Too dark could barely see. Way too much time spent fighting in the air. The story makes little sense 2 many coincidences throughout this patchwork. So and so just happens to be here and here ect. That's just weak amateur story telling. Because it is so crammed and rushed the way they make Peter flip to the darkside is too quick and too silly. Put down the copy of that musical please when writing Spidey. The pacing is so off. Because they crammed so much into it the pacing is like driving with your Grandma who stops and starts abruptly and randomly. I saw this movie done well once it was called Spiderman. Spiderman 3 is the same story. MJ is captured by the villain and we end in a cemetery. This was garbage. Save your money and your children!

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